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On stage
fan/heckler: Woo!
Bo Burnham: SHUT THE FUCK UP AMERICA DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR YOU CHEER
fan/heckler: I love you!
Bo Burnham: Everyone tell that piece of shit to shut the fuck up. You're an annoying cunt and I need you to stop or I'll cum all over your mothers face and wipe it off with the money you paid to see this show. .
fan/heckler: *makes any sort of noise*
Bo Burnham: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU MORONIC BAGS OF FORESKIN SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHIRST I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE STOMACH AND THROAT SO YOU'LL ALL CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT SO SHHHHH THIS IS A LISTENING SHOW SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTHS
Off stage
fan: Hi.
Bo Burnham: Why hello there!!! Thank you so much for coming!!!! It means so much to me!!! I'm so lucky to be alive! Of course I'll sign that for you! Do you want to take a picture? Hug? Father your children? Of course! No problem at all! It's the least I could do! Oh, you're leaving? I hope I didn't bother you! Bye, then! Have a safe trip home and here's my left kidney just in case one of yours fails! :)))))))))))))))))))
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Left brain: So you could man the themes; I'll man the form.
It's something that George Carlin did, it's something Steve Martin did
It's something special that we could both perform.
Do you know what it is?
Right brain:
Right brain: jUGGLING
Right brain: WE COULD JUGGLE
Right brain: AND JUGGLE OUR CARES AWAY
Left brain:
Left brain:
Left brain:
Left Brain: It was
Left brain:
Left brain: It was comedy, we could do comedy together
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